Very occasionally in my life I have experienced a haircut done entirely with a comb and straight back razor. No clippers, electric or otherwise, or scissors [shears].  Our wonderfully democratised region brings however a breed of barber from previously unpermitted places… and so we have differing experiences, now: to what we were previously accustomed.

I am a Berber Barber

Called Bubka, from a

Place near Ksar

EL Baukari where we

Abhor

The Shear that

Brings only

A tear

Till the customer roars “Where

The fuck are we!”

So we sharpen our

Edge

While we

Trim off

Your hedge

And slash not

Your

Pipe:

Never

Fear.

^!!NiK[09]